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fan fic

Fanfiction can be found in them thar hills..well on this page actually! Now then..on this page you won't find shippy stories...nooooooo,nooooo,noooo none of that kissy kissy stuff here..there are plenty of wonderful websites with truck loads of that sort of thing..nope here you will find funny stories..well you will do when I can find folk to send them in..And that is where *YOU* come in..(yes I'm talking to you out there on the other side of this screen...yes I can see you with your mug of coffee and custard creams.. and you thought you were here to just read!) I would love it if some of you could send in some daft or funny stuff..stories,filk..send me anything..(well within reason..I mean I couldn't put chocolate up here..not that I'm suggesting you send me chocolate you understand....not that it would get that far..one of my mottos is-the chocolate doesn't make it out of here alive! Erm anyway where was I..?)Sooo if you have anything chortlesome or chucklesome to submit then let me know by contacting me here. :)

Ellie's competition fic(PG)

Okay the story goes something like this..(no..no..not Ellie's fic..the story of how the whole competition arose..<g>).I had this Ben Browder Calendar to give away..created by this genius and very talented Scaper called 13thnight who generously gave them away..and I decided that I would give someone on the board a chance to have it..but they would have to earn it...and so the compo was born...and the rules were as follows..

Okay..finally the competition...I have caved into James request that we not have a graphicy compo..(don't say I never do anything for you James!<vbg>) so I have decided on plan B..(oh no..LGM..flashbacks.ahem..where was I..oh yeah)
Now in view of the sad and disheveled state the end of season three has left us I have decided we all need cheering up..so to this end I want each entrant to write a small fanfic (no not war and peace) or skit, featuring Farscape,people from the UK Farscape billboard and any of the following items..
1. The Queen
2. A mouse pad
3. A hampster
4. Saturn [the Sci-Fi channel symbol]
5. A country music CD
6. Black satin sheets
7. A loo brush
8. Surfing
9. Magic potions
10.A kitten
The more you weave into the *story* the more brownie points you get :)
Okay...so there you have it...make me...us laugh..of course the first one to send me Ben Browder hog-tied in pink ribbon for my birthday wins by default!!lol
Okay so get scribbling..I will let this run for a week or so-depending on how long you lot take<g> the best will win the fabbo calendar :)

And so it began..(hmm where have I heard *that* before?<g>)..anyway this was the fic that won...called..."Chocolate solves everything"

Ellie's competition fic :the sequel(PG)

Yes not content to leave us hanging she decided to finish the story and neatly dovetail the whole scenario...turn away if you're squeamish!<G>.....Ellie's.."The Kiss off!!"

 

BritAngie's Sock Operas(PG)    

Okay..well where do I start??Okay once upon a time there was this cute little board called the Dominion(the scifi.com official Farscape billboard)..and in December it was decided that a billboard party would be held for Ben Browder..this thread became known throughout the land as Ben's Birthday BBQ...and it was upon this fair thread that a small band of faithful and true(read tenacious and barking mad!)Scapers formed the Pleisar Party Regiment..with the sole purpose in life to prolong billboard cast parties well beyond their sell buy date(infact our first oath was to get Ben's party past 5000 posts..and we did it!Despite Ben evicting us personally..)Anyway..out of this madness of 5000 posts many ideas and theories were born into the world...universal truths were uncovered and lead was turned into gold..(okay the last bit didn't happen..but you get my drift!)Out of this sock and coaster theory was evolved..and this fic is kind of inspired by our new found knowledge...heheh...Anyway somehow..I won an award for this umm..er..story..Okay..disengage your brain now..

"Sock opera's"

 

BritAngie's Ben Browder Horror Story (PG)

The story behind the story is..hehe..what would happen if Ben went to a UK convention and met some of the UK Farscape billboarders....and again..another fic was born..though I have to plead being at the mercy of flu at the point of writing this..so the virus may have contributed to some of the more surreal bits..perhaps I ought to give my flu a writers credit?BritAngie's and Influenza's "Ben Browder Horror Story"

 

Unohoo's three thought provoking fics!

This is the first victi..er volunteer to send in fan fic!!!(Thank you Unohoo! :) )These three ficlets are rather interesting in that they make you think..yep, no sitting back and enjoying the ride..time to use the grey cells..all one of them in my case..<g>

So we have....